Thinking of Names

When not doing something constructive, such as lunch or a nap, I like to do some serious thinking. Today, I’m thinking of names. In particular, I’m thinking of names of people that are the same as the names of days of the week or months of the year.

Days of the week would be a bust if not for my friend, Warren Friday. Warren and I were high school classmates and got along well though we were not close. Warren became a career Army man, and I lost track of him for about 40 years. He was short and stocky and a heck of a nice guy and when we ran into each other at a reunion, I could see that he hadn’t changed a bit. Yes, he was still short and stocky, but the most important thing was that he was still a nice guy.  While in Europe, Warren married a nice lady from Germany or one of the nearby countries. My senility keeps me from remembering her name. Warren retired and was living in Oklahoma City. We traded emails and phone calls until he died. Sometimes when I called, Warren would be out of the house, and I got to visit with his wife. Nice lady.

I scored better with months of the year. We had a family in Augusta with the last name of January. Bill January must have been at least 5 or 6 years older than I was. He had a sister and maybe another brother.

Can’t do much with February, but March is a good one. Seems like there was an actor named Frederick March. Next, our Granddaughter, Christie, was going with a really nice young man named James Aprill. It didn’t go anywhere, so he went down the road.

May and June are good first names and are probably well-used as surnames. I don’t know anyone named July, but August is good. There was an actor named Dan August or maybe he was a character in a sit-com.

The rest of the months don’t look good for names. The guy that was always in the baseball news was called Mr. October, but I don’t think he signed his checks that way.

This has been interesting. I was able to entertain myself and stay out of trouble at the same time.

Dave Thomas

9/24/2016

Thanks to the floods, hailstorms, heat, drought, and wildfires, the reporters and network broadcasters have discussed that there are lands west of the Mississippi. Once they learn how to pronounce the names of cities, rivers, and places, we will get a lot more out of the news.

I am originally from Kansas and try to keep up with what’s going on out there. I’ve noticed that most reporters can say the word “Kansas” without stuttering or mumbling. However, if you add two characters to the front of it, they get all confused. The river that flows through Wichita is the Arkansas River. That’s the “R-Kansas” River, not the “R-Can-Saw” River.

The good people of that southern state have been grossly led astray. I hope they can someday learn how to pronounce the name of the state correctly.

Thank you for understanding. If you happen to know anyone at the networks, please send them a copy of this.

Dave Thomas

9/17/2026

I’ve been thinking of my hometown of Augusta, Butler County, Kansas. During the 1950’s, there was a sign at the edge of town. In large letters, it said “AUGUSTA” and below that, in smaller characters, it said “Home of 5,000 friends.” The 2020 census said there are now 9,000 people in town. What’s the deal with these extra 4,000 people? Are they retired folks? Are they people who work in Wichita, but want to have a home in a safe and quiet smaller town? Would you call Augusta a “bedroom” community now? Since the refinery and Loadcraft Industries (Spencer’s) are gone, there isn’t much of a need for a large work force. Probably most of the remaining jobs are in the local government administration these days.

I know it’s been a struggle to keep the downtown businesses healthy, but the last I heard, downtown is still viable. I hope that’s true. I always found it fun to visit, and it was also comforting to know that I could enter most any store and know the people who worked there. A person could handle the merchandise and ask questions, and the clerks or owners would happily give answers. They were always generous with their time, and very good about talking with kids as well.  I rode my bike all over town, and I think it’s safe to say that I knew someone on every block.

I know the last couple of years had to be tough for small towns, and I’m guessing the next couple may be hard, too.  Hopefully, the next administration will want to rebuild our democracy and economy. If so, there will be plenty of jobs and opportunities. It isn’t just the infrastructure, either. The people will need to put in a lot of work. The changes must take place in all of us. Don’t forget the Golden Rule. Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.

Augusta has always been a comfortable town to live in. I hope that vibe still applies.

Dave Thomas

9/3/2026