All For One
Two crows had been prancing around our driveway as they waited for a snack. Pat took some peanuts and scattered them on the drive in an area that can be seen from our living room window.
Pat and I were watching the news on TV. I was also waiting for a 1:00 PM video call from my newly appointed primary physician, a get-acquainted call. Our daughter, Terri, would be over in a few minutes to help with the phone call. Pat has arthritis in her hands and has trouble hitting the right buttons on her cell phone.
Terri arrived and parked in the driveway. The crows recognized both her and her car, so they didn’t get excited when she showed up. I got the phone call, and Terri got me organized , and I started talking with the doctor. Pat suddenly said “Seagulls!” Three seagulls had landed on the driveway just a few feet from the crows and started eating the peanuts. The crows stopped eating and watched them. The gulls noticed the attention they were getting and started advancing on the crows. A fourth seagull came swooping in and joined the party. The gulls circled the nearest crow and cut him off from the other. That fourth gull was apparently the bully or enforcer as he extended his wings and started using them to beat up the trapped crow. The crow was trying to defend itself as it screamed for help, but it wasn’t having much luck against the larger bird. The other crow was dancing around as it also was screaming for help. It leaped into the air and got up about ten feet before another gull intercepted it in mid-air and clobbered it as well. Around and around in the air they went. The crow that had taken off was forced back to the ground. Terri, trying not to interrupt my call, was mouthing “Oh my God” to her mother.
At last, the cavalry arrived in the form of ten sleek and deadly crows. They sized up what was happening and immediately began dive-bombing the gulls. Pretty soon, they had the gulls on the run and were chasing them over the rooftops. Next, a larger community of crows came in and established a perimeter around our house from the surrounding trees and rooftops to make sure the gulls wouldn’t come back and try again. There must have been thirty or forty or more. The crow gang was ultimately victorious; however, the two crows that had gotten beaten up didn’t look as handsome or shiny as before the battle.
Dave Thomas
4/2/2026

