Sam, The Desert Tortoise (Repost!)

Back in the mid-1960’s, I had a man named John Grant working for me as an Assistant Foreman. One Monday morning John came in and handed me his letter of resignation and said he was moving to Colorado to work for his father-in-law. We talked about it for a few minutes and I wished him well. Then, he told me that one problem he hadn’t resolved yet was what to do with the desert tortoise named Sam that he had kept as a pet for several years. John was afraid that the extremely cold winters of Colorado might be too much for Sam. He suggested that I might like to adopt Sam and care for him. It sounded good to me so a few evenings later John brought him over to the house.

The desert tortoise inhabits the southwestern United States and northern Mexico. There are two species, one living east of the Colorado River in Arizona and Mexico and the other living west of the Colorado, basically in the Mojave Desert. They are considered to be endangered and if you run across one in the wild, it’s against the law to touch, bother, or harm them. There is a means for adopting those who have been rescued from unsafe conditions.

The desert tortoises live from 60 to 80 years. Mature male tortoises can be from 12 to 18 inches in length with females being somewhat smaller.

In these little stories I’ve been trying to shed some light on the thought processes of animals but in Sam’s case I’ve got to ‘fess up and tell you that I’m up against the wall. He ate, slept, pooped, and hibernated, and I can’t make any funny stories out of that. We turned him loose in the back yard where like a cow, he grazed and slept. We fed him lettuce every day and he really enjoyed that. For goodies or snacks, he seemed to enjoy things that were red. For instance, in our back yard we had 3 hibiscus bushes that were about 8 feet tall and were always full of blossoms. Two of the bushes were red and the other was white. If you picked a bunch of blossoms and put them in front of him, Sam would eat them all but he ate the red ones first.

Sam’s favorite snack was watermelon. He would eat every bit you gave him and when he was done, he would have red juice all over his jaw and face and he would sit there blinking his eyes with a satisfied look on his face. What a feast!

A desert tortoise hibernates through the winter. As the fall season moves in, temperatures drop and the days become shorter. This tells the desert tortoise it’s time to start looking for a place to hole up for the winter. They get sluggish and don’t move around as much though they may start crawling under things or digging holes. Taking John Grant’s advice, at this time we would pick Sam up and carry him into the house and put him in a dresser drawer. He would sleep there until spring when the days got warmer and longer. Then, we would either arbitrarily take him to the back yard to wake up or wait until we heard him moving around before taking him out. As I recall, Sam spent a couple of years in dresser drawers and a couple of years in a closet.

One day, Sam wasn’t in the yard. I checked every square inch and there were no burrows or holes that would have allowed him to escape. Sam had been turtle-napped! It was a shame. We had all enjoyed seeing him out there in the yard. He was docile and seemed to be content with life as he grazed his way through each day.

Desert Tortoise

Dave Thomas
September 23, 2014

 

Animal Magnets, Perhaps?

Critter Magnets, Perhaps

We like animals. Last week, I told you about our son, Doug, his wife, Penny, and feeding the deer. Also, I told you about the four animals that showed up at the same time. It was the cat, the fox, the raccoon, and the skunk. The cat now makes himself at home and hangs out with Doug most of the time. He still likes to go out at night, so Doug lets him out. To get him back in at bedtime, Doug steps out onto the patio and yells, “Meow!” From a distance, he hears an answering “Meow,” and, in a couple of minutes, the cat shows up.

Our son, Russ, and his wife, Cindy, were on vacation last week. One evening, they checked their Ring camera to see if things were okay at home. They became worried when they saw 10 deer milling around their yard. When they got home a day later, they saw that they had lost some flowers, but the vegetable garden was still intact. They were happy to see that some of the tomatoes were ready to be picked.

Our daughter, Terri, and her husband, Steve, have been watching two crows that seem to take great pleasure in landing in their backyard and strutting around just to antagonize their cat. The cat, meanwhile, is pawing at the sliding door furiously as it wants to go out and attack the crows. It’s a terribly frustrated cat.

Pat and I have a crow and his mate who stop by every morning for breakfast. A couple of times, they brought their friends with them, and we ended up surrounded by 30 or 40 crows who wanted something to eat. A few peanuts took care of them.

Some folks might say that attracting so many creatures could only mean that we are Critter Magnets. Others would say that we are just too easy.

Dave Thomas

6/18/2026

Equal Opportunity Feeding Center

Equal Opportunity Feeding Center

We all have stories about animals we have cared for. Our son, Doug, has a new story that will be hard to beat. I’ll give you a little background before telling the new story.

Doug lives in Texas on a three-acre property that has oak trees in the back. The oak trees drop acorns that attract deer. Not long after moving in, Doug noticed on his Ring cameras that three or four deer were showing up every night and looking for food. To help out, he went to the feed store and bought a bag of specially mixed deer food and began putting it out every night.

Next, a couple of feral cats began showing up on the patio every night in search of food. Doug began feeding them. One of the cats liked the idea of having a home, so he moved in with Doug and Penny. The food on the patio has attracted other animals. Soon, a fox showed up and then, after a while, there were two foxes. Next, a big raccoon showed up. These other animals were showing up at different times, so there was no conflict.

Here’s the new story:

Doug’s cat was eating on the patio, and a fox showed up. A little later, a big, male raccoon came. Doug didn’t know if the raccoon intended to eat the cat or the fox. It made no aggressive moves, though, and began eating. Now, we’ve got the cat, the fox, and the raccoon. Next, they are joined by a skunk who lifted his tail but didn’t emit and offensive discharge. Doug grabs his phone and starts taking pictures. It’s dark out, but he gets a couple of shots. They are hard to identify, but they are all there. The foursome- cat, fox, raccoon, and skunk enjoying a meal at the Equal Opportunity Feeding Center.

Dave Thomas

6/11/2026

More Crow Stuff

No Mooching Here!

The crows know our daughter Terri and recognize her car.  The other day, she ran some errands for us and was returning  to the house.  As she parked in the driveway, she notice some crows in the tree and on the neighbor’s roof tops as they are when waiting for a meal. Terri concluded her business with us and headed for her home, which is about a mile away. She got home and getting our of the car she saw that two of the crows had followed her.  The crows were flying circles above her and squeaking at her in what sounded like a real rude manner.  Not liking their attitudes Terri yelled back at them “Don’t yell at me! If you want something to eat, go back to Grandma’s!”

No Kidding

Pat has really made friends with the crows.  They talk to her and follow her car to the store. When she gets out of the car, they circle her and talk to her.  This next story is hard to imagine, but I believe it.  Last Saturday, Pat went to Von’s grocery store.  When leaving she fell in the parking lot and broke her pelvis in two places.  She was able to get in the car and drive herself home.  She couldn’t walk so 911 was called and an ambulance came to take her to the hospital.  She was strapped to a gurney and when they loaded her into the ambulance, she saw that several crows were watching. On the way to the hospital Pat looked out the window and saw that a couple of the crows were flying low as they do when they wanted to be seen and were keeping pace with them.  After she was finally placed in a room Pat looked out the window, which was open, and saw a crow perched in the to of a tree that was close to the building. This crow was not squawking but was making the sounds the crows make when they were talking to her. It always sounds strange like someone talking in a foreign language.  Pat felt the crow was commiserating with her for her bad luck.

Rehab Update: For the Rehab Crow

It’s been more than four weeks now and the injured crow is still with us.  He and his mate show up early every morning and have breakfast. The crow seems to be well and looks strong when he flies.  When eating he stands on his good leg with the other curled up under him.  Sometimes he stands on one leg on the rim of the water bowl. He may have decided to live here in our neighborhood, it’s quiet and safe.  Whatever makes him happy is okay with us.

Dave Thomas

June 5, 2026