Pat went outside early this morning. There were no crows in sight. She was still trying to keep the neighbors from thinking of her as the nutty crow lady. She glanced around to make sure no one was watching. Not seeing anyone, she gave the food call, caw, caw, caw, caw. Just then, a man and his dog came into view on the sidewalk. The guy looked at Pat like she was nuts and shook his head. At the same time, a crow is answering Pat with caw, caw, caw, caw. The guy on the sidewalk started laughing and didn’t let up as he went on past the house. The crazy crow lady has been busted again.

Dave Thomas

4/25/2024