Spreading the Word

Spreading the Word

It’s really interesting that the crows recognize Pat and Terri and their cars. They follow them and sometimes fly ahead of them where they dip down and fly low so the ladies will know it is their birds.

The crows also communicate well with each other and let the whole group know what is going on. The following is a little story that illustrates both traits.

Terri had taken Pat to the doctor and to the lab to get a blood draw prior to the next day’s chemotherapy.  Returning, when they were a couple of blocks from home, they spotted two crows. One of the crows immediately increased his altitude and flew over the house and out of sight. Terri says, “I’ll bet he is going to tell his friend we are on the way home.” The crows know that Pat provides food and water, so it’s a good place to mooch a snack. The other crow flew in front of the car and dipped low so they would be sure and notice him. Then, he flew off in the direction of home. Pat says, “He will probably be on the roof when we get there.” Sure enough, when they got to the house, one crow was on the roof and 12 more crows were landing on the driveway and surrounding the car. All of Lame Foot’s gang had gotten the word.

Dave Thomas

11/14/2024

Miscellaneous Crow Stuff

Miscellaneous Crow Stuff

-Pat saw Lame Foot beat the tar out of another crow. He used his beak as well as his wings to give the other crow a severe thrashing. This other guy must have been an outsider trying to horn in on the lunch Lame Foot and his group were having.

-Terri was at the house on one of her frequent visits to help us with something. Ready to leave, she came out and saw two crows sitting on top of her car. They took off, yelling at the top of their lungs, and headed for a nearby tree. Terri backed out of the driveway and drove off. The birds came flying in behind her and followed her down the street, yelling all the way. She said she was pretty well chastised for interrupting whatever the crows were doing.

-The crow known as A-hole is apparently still being a bad boy. The other morning, he landed on the driveway and Lame Foot and 4 other crows jumped on him and beat the tar out of him.

Dave Thomas

11/07/2024

I’m Prayin’

I’m Prayin’

This coming Tuesday, November 5th, 2024, our United States will hold the most important election in our history. I pray that we will awaken Wednesday, November 6th, still living in the greatest democracy the world has ever known. Our good fortune would send Kamala to the White House, and Trump could slide back under a rock.

A Better Word

The card-playing folks should scrap one of the words they use. For example, instead of saying “A straight trumps two pair,” they should simply say “A straight beats two pair.”

Dave Thomas

10/31/2024

Lame Foot and Others

Lame Foot and Others

Several months ago, Boss Crow came to the house and made contact with Pat. She fed him, and we have been in the crow business ever since. After the first session, he always brought two other birds with him. So, the three daily visitors were the Boss Crow, the crow with the mangled foot, and a smaller crow that we took to be the mate of one of the others. It was just the three of them for several weeks, and then no one showed up for a while. After a few weeks the crows returned, and there were five of them. The two additional guys were a little smaller, so we assumed the birds had been nesting and that these were a couple of offspring. As the days passed, there were sometimes three, sometimes five, and, once in a while, as many as twenty-one.

We realized that Boss Crow was no longer with the group. We had always figured him as a front man, so we thought he must be our looking for human benefactors to feed his crow friends. The guy with the mangled foot has taken over the leadership position.

Pat has simplified things by calling him Lame Foot. Lame Foot is definitely in charge. If Pat hasn’t put the food out by the time he arrives, he gives the four caws to get her attention and to summon the rest of the group. If the others don’t show up within a couple of minutes, he gives the call louder.

Pat and Lame-Foot have become good friends. He sometimes drops in several times during the day. He makes sure that Pat notices him by flying low past the living room window or by flying over the patio. On these visits, he ignores the food and water as he is just there to talk. Pat tells him a story, just as she would for you and I. He listens carefully, and then tells his story. When he is done, he flies away.

It’s too bad that he has the deformed foot, but that pretty much makes him the only crow that can be easily identified. If it’s just three crows, they are Lame Foot, Bouncer, and Clucker. The crows seem to come now in groups of three or twelve.

Bouncer- Pat calls this guy Bouncer because rather than walking on the driveway, he bounces. It’s as if he had springs on the bottom of his feet. Pat says that when she talks to him, he sometimes gets excited and bounces even more.

Clucker- This is the guy that always clucks like a chicken. He must have been hanging out in someone’s barnyard and talking to the chickens. Clucker sometimes follows Pat to the grocery store and back. When she gets out of the car, she can hear him clucking to let her know he is there.

A-Hole- This guy just started coming around, and Pat thinks he is a troublemaker. He doesn’t seem to have any friends as he is always by himself. When he comes in, he spends a lot of time getting a big drink of water. When he is ready to fly away, he hops up on the edge of the bowl and pushes off. This always causes the bowl to turn over, thus spilling the water. That means no one else can get a drink until Pat refills the bowl. Pat thinks he does this on purpose so the others can’t get a drink. For this reason, she calls him an a-hole. I agreed until I thought about it. I believe the rim of the bowl feels more like the limb of a tree, and it feels more natural to push off from it than the concrete driveway. I relayed my theory to Pat, and she shot it down. She said that one afternoon that crow dumped the water bowl three times in a row. Our son, Doug, happened to be here and he refilled the water bowl each time. There is no question about it, that crow is an a-hole.

Dave Thomas

10/24/2024

Cluck Cluck Says the Crow

One of Pat’s crow friends seems to be bilingual. It speaks both crow and chicken. We know the crows are great communicators among themselves and I believe they want to talk to other species. Pat’s crows talk to her and then listen when she speaks. Among their other interesting traits is the ability to recognize people and cars. They also will follow or escort someone they know. This next little story illustrates some of these characteristics.

Pat had to go to the lab for a blood draw prior to her next chemotherapy session. She hit the remote and opened the garage door. As she headed for the van, she heard a sound like the clucking of a chicken. She smiled knowing that it was one of her crow friends talking to her. She backed the van out of the garage and headed down the street. She noticed the crow flying ahead of her. When she got to the corner, the crow was sitting in a tree and waiting for her. She turned the corner and headed south and, again, the crow was flying ahead of her. In a few minutes, she was at the hospital and pulled into the multi-story parking garage. She lucked out and immediately found a disabled parking spot. She parked and got her walker out of the side door of the van. She again heard the clucking of a chicken, and as she got to the rear of the van, saw a crow walking around on the concreted behind it. She thought it was pretty neat to have had an escort on her trip. When she left the lab and went home, she didn’t see the crow.

I should digress for a moment and tell you that our daughter, Terri, takes Pat and I to our Dr. appointments. She keeps a wheelchair in her car to transport us to and from these things. Pat has back problems and can’t walk very far. After chemotherapy, she is so doped up that she is half asleep, and it’s not safe to walk. My balance is shot, and I have fallen and broken and cracked enough bones that I’m not safe either.

Getting back to the story, two days after the lab trip, Terri was driving Pat to her chemo appointment. As they drove to the hospital, Pat was telling Terri about the crow that clucked like a chicken and followed her around. When she finished, Terri said, “Sure, Mom,” and we’re not positive, but she may have rolled her eyes.

Terri pulled into the parking garage and was able to get the same disabled spot that Pat had used. She got out of the car and went to the back to get the wheelchair. Pat joined her and suddenly exclaimed “Here’s my proof! Look behind you!” Terri turned around and there she saw a perfect circle of a white bird dropping that contrasted very nicely with the dark blue of the disabled parking notification painted on the floor. Terri says, “Okay, Mom. I believe you!”

Dave Thomas

10/10/2024

Here’s An Idea

The pro-life people are opposed to abortion even in the event of rape or incest. Basking in their arrogance and ignorance, they willfully sentence a young victim (a mother not by her choice) to a life she would never have chosen. We need to make this situation more equitable. We must pass what I will call the Fiscal Adoption Act. This would decree that a member of the Pro-life belief would financially adopt the victim and her baby for life. This obligation is only financial, not custodial, so would involve setting up trust accounts for both mother and child. I feel that these Pro-Life people should feel some financial pain for what they are doing to the victims. It’s kind of like karma in that you get what you deserve. Hey, fair is fair.

Dave Thomas

10/3/24

The Name Game

In the spring and early summer, vacationers pour into Southern California. We know they have been looking forward to beaches, sunshine, and a dip in the beautiful blue Pacific. Admittedly, as nice as it is here, we do have some minor weather occurrences. They happen regularly, so we don’t make much of a fuss over them. People on the East Coast name their weather anomalies such as hurricanes and tropical storms using female names one year and male names the next. Our stuff is so inconsequential we just use the same names every year. We have two female names and one male name. They are “May Gray” and “June Gloom” for the ladies, and “Coastal Eddy” for the guy. We Southern Californians are just thankful we don’t have to put up with the likes of Jack Frost.

Dave Thomas

9/26/2024

Vote Kamala to Save Democracy

Vote Kamala to Save Democracy

The election of November 5, 2024, will be our country’s most important event since 1776. 238 years of freedom and self-determination can be lost if we fail to protect our democracy. There is a weak, immoral felon named Donald John Trump who wants to become president and destroy the finest country the world has ever known.  On January 5, 2021, Trump called together a mob who attempted a coup against our government and four of the heroic police died in the struggle or soon after. Donald Trump is a traitor. Why isn’t he in jail?

Donald Trump’s followers are a bunch of people who have lost the ability to think for themselves. They were mesmerized by Trump’s rantings and the incessant lies of Fox TV.

Trump’s followers are not happy with our Constitution and our way of life. Admittedly, our democracy is a work in progress. We are working on it. Don’t throw it away. Get off your ass and help fix it!

His followers  don’t seem to understand what our way of life would become if Trump won and declared himself a dictator. Trump would destroy Social Security, Medicare, the Affordable Care Act, the Department of Education, and anything else that takes money from the bottom line of him and his rich friends. Rules and regulations would be gutted. Inspectors and inspections would have to go. That kind of stuff costs money. Many corporations would find themselves in the same shape that Boeing is in today. Stockholders would push for higher profits, and all decisions would be about the bottom line and profits. Trying to cut costs and boost production would be pushed harder and harder. Pride of workmanship would be lost to the endless pursuit for higher profit. Morale would suffer when the errors would show their ugly heads.

Among the first things to go would be pensions and 401K plans. They could be outright stolen or taxed so heavily they would disappear. Again, anything requiring inspection would be jeopardized. Beef is subject to e-coli, chicken to Salmonella, pork to trichinosis. The rich guys could pay for the inspection, but most of us would have to take our chances.

I could go on and on about the losses to our way of life. Instead, let’s end up with a partial list of what can be attributed to Donald John Trump:

Vulgar

Dead-beat: Trump hires contractors and then doesn’t pay them.

Liar

Traitor

Rapist

Felon

Tax Cheater? (Still waiting to see taxes)

Fraud

Poor Manager

No empathy

No Compassion

Bully

Adulterer

Surely, Trump’s followers would find at least one thing on the list so disgusting they would abandon the moron.

Another big item is Trump’s attitude toward women. Trump things women are stupid and should be subservient and powerless. So much for Women’s Rights along with Civil Rights and Voting Rights.

We can’t lose our America. Vote and tell all your friends to do so. Tell everyone you see that we only want this scumbag in jail.

Vote for Kamala.

Dave Thomas

9/19/2024