Windsurfing Crows

Last summer, the visits from the crows were pretty regular. They showed up within a few minutes of 6:15 A.M. and had their morning snack. That was usually the only visit of the day. Their habits have changed considerably in the last couple of months. We’ve had rain and fog, cooler temperatures, Daylight Savings, and the beginning of spring. The regular group of five usually shows up on schedule. That would be Boss Crow, Lame Foot, Bouncer, Clucker, and one other that we guess is a mate. Sometimes, nine crows show up. We figure that those birds are members of the extended family and are there because something has happened to their regular food source. Once in a while, 21 birds show up, and, on rare occasions, there can be as many as 40 to 50 birds.

Sometimes Lame Foot will drop by several times during the day. These visits are social rather than for food. He really enjoys talking to Pat, so these extra visits are for conversations. He will arrive flying at window height so she will know he is there. Pat will go outside, and they will exchange stories and catch up on the gossip for the day. Lame Foot is very well-mannered.  He stands quietly and listens while Pat speaks her piece and then he gives his report.

Pat still gets escorted. The other morning, she went to the grocery store and had an escort both ways. The crows fly ahead of her and fly low enough that she can see them easily.

Another day, as Pat went out to feed the crows, a neighbor lady was coming up the sidewalk on her morning walk. Pat went on down to the sidewalk and started chatting. The crows were used to being fed as soon as Pat appeared, so they began flying in circles and squawking. The neighbor says, “I know you’ve been feeding the birds for a while, but do you recognize any of them.?”  Pat says, “This is my original group, and the have traits that tell me who they are. Boss Crow likes to sit on the garage rest and never stops jabbering. You can see Lame Foot’s problem. Bouncer bounces rather than walking. Clucker clucks like a chicken when he talks. The fifth bird is a little smaller than the others, so we figure she is a mate.” The neighbor says, “Well, I sure recognize Boss Crow. He never shuts up!”  After a few more exchanges, the neighbor continued on her walk while Pat fed the crows and got them quieted down.

Last year, while listening to a book about crows, I heard a paragraph about crows enjoying their version of windsurfing. On a windy day, they get on the roof of a building and jump off into the wind and perform acrobatics. They do circles and hover and float up and down and do fancy little tricks. After a crow has had his turn, the next guy jumps off. They do tricks that seem highly unlikely for a bird.

One day Pat was going to the hospital for a blood draw. It was a nice day, but windier than usual. As Pat parked the car, she glanced at the building across the street and saw five crows standing on the edge of the roof. Suddenly, a crow leaped off the roof and into the air. There must have been a strong updraft at the spot they had chosen.  They would hover in place and then start doing circles and turns as they rode the updraft and then dive lower and spread their wings to be carried aloft again. As the crow finished, he returned to the roof and the next guy would jump off. Pat said they were like a bunch of kids taking turns to slide down a hill.

Dave Thomas

3/27/2025

Take Your Pick

The 80/20 rule is what I use to ball-park most things I am trying to figure out. 80% being the good or positive side. 20% being the bad, negative, or clueless side. What I am thinking of today, though, will require changing the formula. There are 535 people in the Congress who have sworn an oath to protect the constitution and conduct the business of our government. A few of the people are real heroes in that they are doing their jobs. The rest of them just seem to be standing around with their thumbs up their butts.  I’m going to be generous and change our numbers to 5/95 Rule. That’s 5% good guys and 95% shirkers. That gives us 27 good folks and 508 who aren’t sure what time it is.

What are we going to do with the 508 goobers? We could send them to a course called
“What it Means to Be a Patriot.” Or we could just send them all home. They would lose their status as a big shot in their communities, the biggest regular paycheck they’ve had in their lives, the fantastic medical benefits, and the rest of the perks they enjoy.

The 508 took an oath to protect the Constitution and to protect the American people. They have failed to do either. I think that meets the definition of fraud. Maybe that’s the answer. Sue them for fraud?

This is no time to be reticent. The 508 folks and the rest of the American people should be shouting out against what is happening to our country. Get loud!  Get heard!

Dave Thomas

3/20/2025

Too Easy

I read, many years ago, that a democracy won’t last 250 years. I don’t remember the exact quote or who said it. It was probably Socrates or Plato or another of those old guys. We Americans were getting ready to celebrate 250 years, but it doesn’t look like we will make it.

The Republicans have given our democracy to an immoral man who is trying to destroy it. Besides tearing apart the government, he is making enemies of our friends and allies. A few weeks ago, we were the greatest nation the world had ever known. Now, we are just a zero.  We are vulnerable.

Our country might soon be known as Western Russia and Washington DC could be known as Putinville.

God help us!

Dave Thomas

3/13/2025