I’m Prayin’

I’m Prayin’

This coming Tuesday, November 5th, 2024, our United States will hold the most important election in our history. I pray that we will awaken Wednesday, November 6th, still living in the greatest democracy the world has ever known. Our good fortune would send Kamala to the White House, and Trump could slide back under a rock.

A Better Word

The card-playing folks should scrap one of the words they use. For example, instead of saying “A straight trumps two pair,” they should simply say “A straight beats two pair.”

Dave Thomas

10/31/2024

Lame Foot and Others

Lame Foot and Others

Several months ago, Boss Crow came to the house and made contact with Pat. She fed him, and we have been in the crow business ever since. After the first session, he always brought two other birds with him. So, the three daily visitors were the Boss Crow, the crow with the mangled foot, and a smaller crow that we took to be the mate of one of the others. It was just the three of them for several weeks, and then no one showed up for a while. After a few weeks the crows returned, and there were five of them. The two additional guys were a little smaller, so we assumed the birds had been nesting and that these were a couple of offspring. As the days passed, there were sometimes three, sometimes five, and, once in a while, as many as twenty-one.

We realized that Boss Crow was no longer with the group. We had always figured him as a front man, so we thought he must be our looking for human benefactors to feed his crow friends. The guy with the mangled foot has taken over the leadership position.

Pat has simplified things by calling him Lame Foot. Lame Foot is definitely in charge. If Pat hasn’t put the food out by the time he arrives, he gives the four caws to get her attention and to summon the rest of the group. If the others don’t show up within a couple of minutes, he gives the call louder.

Pat and Lame-Foot have become good friends. He sometimes drops in several times during the day. He makes sure that Pat notices him by flying low past the living room window or by flying over the patio. On these visits, he ignores the food and water as he is just there to talk. Pat tells him a story, just as she would for you and I. He listens carefully, and then tells his story. When he is done, he flies away.

It’s too bad that he has the deformed foot, but that pretty much makes him the only crow that can be easily identified. If it’s just three crows, they are Lame Foot, Bouncer, and Clucker. The crows seem to come now in groups of three or twelve.

Bouncer- Pat calls this guy Bouncer because rather than walking on the driveway, he bounces. It’s as if he had springs on the bottom of his feet. Pat says that when she talks to him, he sometimes gets excited and bounces even more.

Clucker- This is the guy that always clucks like a chicken. He must have been hanging out in someone’s barnyard and talking to the chickens. Clucker sometimes follows Pat to the grocery store and back. When she gets out of the car, she can hear him clucking to let her know he is there.

A-Hole- This guy just started coming around, and Pat thinks he is a troublemaker. He doesn’t seem to have any friends as he is always by himself. When he comes in, he spends a lot of time getting a big drink of water. When he is ready to fly away, he hops up on the edge of the bowl and pushes off. This always causes the bowl to turn over, thus spilling the water. That means no one else can get a drink until Pat refills the bowl. Pat thinks he does this on purpose so the others can’t get a drink. For this reason, she calls him an a-hole. I agreed until I thought about it. I believe the rim of the bowl feels more like the limb of a tree, and it feels more natural to push off from it than the concrete driveway. I relayed my theory to Pat, and she shot it down. She said that one afternoon that crow dumped the water bowl three times in a row. Our son, Doug, happened to be here and he refilled the water bowl each time. There is no question about it, that crow is an a-hole.

Dave Thomas

10/24/2024

Cluck Cluck Says the Crow

One of Pat’s crow friends seems to be bilingual. It speaks both crow and chicken. We know the crows are great communicators among themselves and I believe they want to talk to other species. Pat’s crows talk to her and then listen when she speaks. Among their other interesting traits is the ability to recognize people and cars. They also will follow or escort someone they know. This next little story illustrates some of these characteristics.

Pat had to go to the lab for a blood draw prior to her next chemotherapy session. She hit the remote and opened the garage door. As she headed for the van, she heard a sound like the clucking of a chicken. She smiled knowing that it was one of her crow friends talking to her. She backed the van out of the garage and headed down the street. She noticed the crow flying ahead of her. When she got to the corner, the crow was sitting in a tree and waiting for her. She turned the corner and headed south and, again, the crow was flying ahead of her. In a few minutes, she was at the hospital and pulled into the multi-story parking garage. She lucked out and immediately found a disabled parking spot. She parked and got her walker out of the side door of the van. She again heard the clucking of a chicken, and as she got to the rear of the van, saw a crow walking around on the concreted behind it. She thought it was pretty neat to have had an escort on her trip. When she left the lab and went home, she didn’t see the crow.

I should digress for a moment and tell you that our daughter, Terri, takes Pat and I to our Dr. appointments. She keeps a wheelchair in her car to transport us to and from these things. Pat has back problems and can’t walk very far. After chemotherapy, she is so doped up that she is half asleep, and it’s not safe to walk. My balance is shot, and I have fallen and broken and cracked enough bones that I’m not safe either.

Getting back to the story, two days after the lab trip, Terri was driving Pat to her chemo appointment. As they drove to the hospital, Pat was telling Terri about the crow that clucked like a chicken and followed her around. When she finished, Terri said, “Sure, Mom,” and we’re not positive, but she may have rolled her eyes.

Terri pulled into the parking garage and was able to get the same disabled spot that Pat had used. She got out of the car and went to the back to get the wheelchair. Pat joined her and suddenly exclaimed “Here’s my proof! Look behind you!” Terri turned around and there she saw a perfect circle of a white bird dropping that contrasted very nicely with the dark blue of the disabled parking notification painted on the floor. Terri says, “Okay, Mom. I believe you!”

Dave Thomas

10/10/2024

Here’s An Idea

The pro-life people are opposed to abortion even in the event of rape or incest. Basking in their arrogance and ignorance, they willfully sentence a young victim (a mother not by her choice) to a life she would never have chosen. We need to make this situation more equitable. We must pass what I will call the Fiscal Adoption Act. This would decree that a member of the Pro-life belief would financially adopt the victim and her baby for life. This obligation is only financial, not custodial, so would involve setting up trust accounts for both mother and child. I feel that these Pro-Life people should feel some financial pain for what they are doing to the victims. It’s kind of like karma in that you get what you deserve. Hey, fair is fair.

Dave Thomas

10/3/24