Thinking Like a Republican

Question:  What do you do with a man who incites a crowd to the point that a Capitol police office was killed and many more were injured?

Answer: You let him run for President.

Question: What do you do with a man who incites an insurrection against the United States?

Answer: You let him run for President.

Question:  What do you do with a man who wants to destroy our democracy?

Answer: You let him run for President.

Question: What do you do with a man who wants to become a dictator?

Answer: You let him run for President.

Question:  What do you do with a man who is fined $83 million for defaming a woman?

Answer: You let him run for President.

Question:  What do  you do with a man who is fined nearly half a billion dollars by the state of New York for fraud?

Answer:  You let  him run for President.

Question:  What do you do with a man who can’t preside over a business in the state of New York for the next 3 years?

Answer:  You let him run for President.

Question: What do you do with a man who faces 91 federal indictments for his handling of secret documents?

Answer: You let him run for President.

Question:  What do you do with a man who is a white supremacist when we were taught that all men are created equal?

Answer: You let him run for President.

Question:  What do you do with a man who worships a despot like Putin?

Answer:  You let him run for President.

Question:  When will the Republicans do something for America?

Answer: Soon, I pray.


Question:  How many more questions like this are there?

Answer:  Many.

Dave Thomas

3/7/2024

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