Pat has been feeding the crows for several months now. She knows she is not providing sustenance for them. This is more like snacks. When the crows gather on the driveway, it could be considered like a nutrition break. The crows show up for refreshments and an opportunity to talk with friends, both old and new. They enjoy talking with each other and certainly enjoy talking with their new friend, Pat. It’s really amusing to listen to the conversations. Pat will say something, and the crows will listen and then respond. Pat will let them say their piece before she speaks again. It’s a lot of back and forth.

We are learning what the crows like at snack time. Pat started out with pieces of bread. Our favorite is a brown bread that has walnuts baked in it. The crows seem to prefer the bread over the walnuts though the nuts are much better for them.

This has been a great season for blueberries. They have been much larger and sweeter than usual. Pat thought it would provide some variety to give some to the crows. She scattered a few on the driveway, and the crows wouldn’t go touch them. Go figure.

On two occasions, we had avocados that were about to go bad. Pat cut them in half lengthwise, removed the pit, and put them out for the crows. Man, they were all over them! After a few minutes of feeding, two of the crows grabbed the skins and flew off with them. So much for sharing.

Pat usually keeps some hard-boiled eggs in the refrigerator for me to snack on. One day, there was one egg left that I hadn’t gotten to yet. Pat peeled it, cut it in half, and put it out for the crows. They went nuts! This has been their favorite so far.

I don’t know what will be on the menu next, but I’m sure the reaction will be interesting.

Dave Thomas

3/28/2024

There is a new behavior to report. The crows started their flyby routine by checking out Pat and Terri as individuals. Next, they did flyby’s on our living room window. I don’t know if they can see inside or not. They always make two or three passes, and it may be done so well we don’t notice them. All of this has taken place in the front side of the house.

The new trick takes place in the backyard. They fly under the patio roof and across the patio. They will make two or three trips past the kitchen windows, probably hoping to be seen.

Passing under our patio roof can be tricky. Coming in, they have to clear a 6 foot fence and then there is only about 5 feet before they must dip down and adjust the clearance before entering the patio.  The roof of this patio is a pergola-style with stringers a few inches apart and alternating open spaces. The roof is probably 8 foot high, and, of course, there are tables and chairs on the floor. This only leaves four or five feet of vertical air space to navigate through and is probably like flying through a tunnel. I wouldn’t have expected a crow to accept such flying conditions. I guess they know what they are doing.

Dave Thomas

3/21/2024

Just Regular Crow Stuff

Just some regular crow stuff today. Crows are very social critters. When they are not hunting for food-which they do as individuals or in pairs- you will see them in a tree with a bunch of their peers. They all seem to be jabbering at once. And they not only communicate among themselves, but want to socialize and talk with friendly humans. If Pat goes out to talk with them, they can see that she doesn’t have any food, but they get excited just the same. They will start rocking back and forth and talking fast. If they are on the driveway, they begin prancing and are so excited they can’t wait to talk. Pat starts off with them just as she would with any “visitor.” “How are you this morning?” She would give the crows a chance to respond and then say something like, “How do you like this weather?” They all go back and forth for a while just as anyone would. It’s fun to listen to because it sounds like any conversation you might be eavesdropping on. The crows have stories to tell and seem thankful that their friend is willing to listen.

Another thing that seems odd is that the crows have accepted Pat and Terri, and in their cases, have lost their fear of humans. One day, a friend tried to feed them, and they didn’t trust her at all.  The five crows flew to the nearest tree and stayed there. They wanted nothing to do with this stranger.

The crows followed Terri down the street to our house again. They spotted her car as she came around the corner and stayed with her until she pulled into the driveway and then went to the liquid amber tree. This is the third time they’ve done this.

If Pat is not outside when the crows arrive, they will do flybys in front of the living room window. They will make three or four passes to be sure that Pat has seen them arrive.

We may be feeding some baby crows, too. Sometimes when Pat is feeding them, two of the crows will get food in their mouths and fly away, and they will return in a few minutes. They must be the same two birds returning because they are accepted by the group. We know they don’t accept outsiders and would chase them away.

Pat had another avocado that we hadn’t turned into guacamole fast enough, and she needed to get rid of it. She split it in half lengthwise, removed the seed, and took it out to the crows. Just like the first time, the crows attacked the two pieces with vigor. Soon, two of the birds each grabbed a skin and took off. I guess they peeled off with the peels.

The crows split up when they are looking for food and whomever finds something will give a call for the rest of the gang to join them. Sometimes, Pat will go out with the food, and, if the crows haven’t arrived, she will give the food call, “Caw caw caw caw.” Way off in the distance, she will hear a responding “Caw caw caw caw!” Then, in a minute or two, all five crows will show up for breakfast.

Dave Thomas

3/15/2014

Question:  What do you do with a man who incites a crowd to the point that a Capitol police office was killed and many more were injured?

Answer: You let him run for President.

Question: What do you do with a man who incites an insurrection against the United States?

Answer: You let him run for President.

Question:  What do you do with a man who wants to destroy our democracy?

Answer: You let him run for President.

Question: What do you do with a man who wants to become a dictator?

Answer: You let him run for President.

Question:  What do you do with a man who is fined $83 million for defaming a woman?

Answer: You let him run for President.

Question:  What do  you do with a man who is fined nearly half a billion dollars by the state of New York for fraud?

Answer:  You let  him run for President.

Question:  What do you do with a man who can’t preside over a business in the state of New York for the next 3 years?

Answer:  You let him run for President.

Question: What do you do with a man who faces 91 federal indictments for his handling of secret documents?

Answer: You let him run for President.

Question:  What do you do with a man who is a white supremacist when we were taught that all men are created equal?

Answer: You let him run for President.

Question:  What do you do with a man who worships a despot like Putin?

Answer:  You let him run for President.

Question:  When will the Republicans do something for America?

Answer: Soon, I pray.

Question:  How many more questions like this are there?

Answer:  Many.

Dave Thomas

3/7/2024

Our granddaughter, Christie, and Mark were getting ready for their March wedding. Most of the many details had been covered. It was to be a small wedding with family and close friends. Things were looking good until here comes Covid 19 and the start of the pandemic. We heard all of the suggested rules for staying safe. Wash your hands while rendering Happy Birthday twice.  Stay away from the crowd. No backyard parties or barbecues, etc.

Christie and Mark were devastated. This blows the wedding plans for sure. They started looking for a way to pull off the wedding while staying in compliance with the suggested safety rules.

After scratching their heads, the kids decided that the wedding must take place outdoors. Further thought brought forth the idea that holding the wedding in a cul de sac would make it easier for everyone.  It just so happened that Christie’s paternal grandparents lived on a cul de sac. On the appointed day, we drove to the home of the other grandparents and parked at the curb of the cul de sac. The other guests arrived and lined up along the curb until we had the cul de sac filled. The overflow of people had to park on the street leading up to it. At the proper time, the bride and groom, the minister, and little Lily took their places in the center of the cul de sac, and the wedding commenced. The guests remained seated in their cars or got out and leaned against them. The ceremony went off perfectly, and, at the end, everyone applauded.

Next came the entertaining part of the afternoon. As the ceremony came to a close, one exuberant guest rushed toward the newly married couple with his hand extended to congratulate Mark. Mark, trying to honor the Covid 19 safety protocol, pulled his hand back and started backing away. The guest, undeterred, kept pressing forward as Mark backpedaled as best he could. Finally, the guy caught on and gave up on the handshake. It was hard to quit laughing over that one.

The wedding, though unusual, was a complete success. Christie and Mark now have their own terrific family, including three beautiful children.

Dave Thomas

3/7/2024